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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 11:10

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

What is your review of working in EY?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

-mwahh

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”